Wishing GAme

[Marr-ee]

So in this game one person makes a wish and the other person takes that wish and grants it, giving them the worst outcome possible. This is one of my favorite internet games.

(Example)
Hotaru: I wish I had a dog.

Chesna: You get a dog, but he keeps mistaking your pillow for a tree, and he pee's on it.

And you keep going on, giving everyone the outcome of their wish and a wish of yours.

I wish that I had a big house,,,

[Cakemon-kun]

You get a house, but since it has a Harry Potter book in it, I splode it up BIG.

I want a swimming pool.

[•Mouse•]

Okay, fine. You can have a swimming pool. However there is no water and a large crack that cannot be fixed. And the sides are crumbling and falling in on itself. The diving board is broken and the water slide's fiberglass has splintered.

I want a smilie-face sticker!

[Seaheart]

You get a smile face sticker, but unfortunately, a smart mouse takes it, puts it as an entrance to it's small hole, and the mouse lives in your house forever with the smiley sticker blocking your way.

I want a Nintendo Wii!

[Deon]

Wish granted.

But then your cousin Bandito steals it. And you don't have the guts to kick down her door, so she plays Zelda all day and gloats about it at dinner.

I wish I had bright orange hot pants.

[Cakemon-kun]

You get your pants. But they are so hot they catch on fire. The fire burns down your garage, where you house your precious carrots. Your carrots are now dead. Miss them.

I don't like my pool. I now want a CD collection containing every CD of every band that plays any kind of rock.

[•Mouse•]

The CDs are there, however they are scratched beyond all recognition and unable to play. And whenever you attempt to fix them in anyway more scratches pop up and the CDs become so fragile that upon touching them...they turn to dust. *Smirks* Wish. Granted.

I want a piece of paper!

[Deon]

Wish granted.

But then the paper comes alive and you get horrible paper cuts all over your body.

I wish I were the dictator of the world!

[Marr-ee]

*Waves magic wand* Your wish is granted, but I'm afraid that since your dictator, noone wants to listen to you, so your power is useless and then an angry mob comes after the dictator... Sorry! Be careful what you wish for...

I wish that I could stay on the computer forever and ever!

[Seaheart]

Wish granted. But then your brain rots and you become deathly pale without any sunlight. With your brain rotting, being on the computer is useless, and you can no longer function.

Here's a wish that can't backfire in any way possible....

I wish I had a speck of dust!

[•Mouse•]

Wish Granted! The speck of dust comes alive, gathers mor specks of dust and becomes a giant monster. Said giant dust bunny then proceeds to eat Seaheart and poop him out as a pile of dust-poo.

Try again, my friend.

I think I wish for...A can of soda. Anything but Orange-Soda if you would be so kind. That stuff is nasty. I like pepsi though ^_^.

[Cakemon-kun]

Granted! But in giving you the soda, I whipped it at your head and you are now hospitalized. Ouch, my bad.

I want Mouse's photo editing program to start working again so she can make me a super-special-awesome-cool siggy.

[Seaheart]

Wish granted. But as soon as she makes you a siggy and you put it on your computer, it was packed with a virus, and destroys all programs.

I wish for Gatorade!

[Fubuki ☆ Phoenix]

Your wish, my command. But its dumped over your head, so you can be as cool as the people in the commercials. Which isnt that cool.

I wish for the Harry Potter 5th movie.

[Cakemon-kun]

You get your wish granted, but I plant horribly gory and disturbing footage in any and every quiet scene! You are traumatized for now and eternity! And you have regular cravings for computer monitor buttons!

I want a bomb. Easy to go wrong, but I want to see something creative.