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Post by Fubuki ☆ Phoenix on Jun 27, 2007 14:23:02 GMT -5
Your wish, my command. You get a bomb, and the fuse is slowly ticking down to the end, but then an evil chipmunk snatches the bomb away and tosses it into the ocean, then it turns on you and rabidly naws on your ankle. When you look down you find that its tail is on fire, you warn the chipmunk and it looks down muttering "Uh oh" and it explodes, tiny bits of fur floating down around you.
Mmm. Now I want a hott asian guy.
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Post by Deon on Jun 27, 2007 15:00:14 GMT -5
Wish granted. But the hott Asian guy falls in love with your best friend. Who happens to be male. The worst possible relationship problem.
I wish I had a ripe pineapple.
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Post by Fubuki ☆ Phoenix on Jun 27, 2007 15:07:20 GMT -5
(Lol, hey thats not all that bad for me. ^-^ That just means the asian guy is bisexual, meaning great relationship for me. XD)
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Post by Seaheart on Jun 27, 2007 15:50:36 GMT -5
You get the pineapple, but the market guy who sold it to me took the inside out somehow, and now all you have is the outside of it.
I wish for a a basketball that has air in it! See, now I'm being specific.
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Post by Cakemon-kun on Jun 27, 2007 15:54:31 GMT -5
The air pops the basketball. Then some famous basketball player comes out of nowhere and yells at you "YOU HAVE DISGRACED THE NAME OF BASKETBALL!" and punts your dog Baxter off a bridge.
*obscure movie reference*
Angrified at me loss of a bomb, I must find a new one. After I get a working compy that is real and registered and it's not a Mac.
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Post by Deon on Jul 1, 2007 14:20:59 GMT -5
So now we're getting specific, aren't we?
So you get the real working compy that's registered and not a Mac, and you log on to Gifted Cassis to roleplay. Unfortunately, you decide to read some of Deon's posts where she has exercised such awesome writing skills that your eyes are gouged out upon contact rather than the normal bleeding or tearing up. So then you stumble away from the computer, blinded, trip over the bomb that has just poofed into existence by your feet, set it off, and blow up the entire universe. Which means no me, you, or pie.
Okay... looking at Cakemeister just reminded me of something weird. I wish that the Rammstein men weren't quite so... big.
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Post by Cakemon-kun on Jul 1, 2007 16:36:33 GMT -5
RGH! Okay. Your wish is granted, and Rammstein shrinks a little. But then the order of the universe is screwed up, because so much matter has just poofed out of existence. Matter and/or energy cannot be destroyed completely. So, the universe implodes, and a new one is born, where Rammstein is still big.
Now I want to be extremely literate, like Deon.
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Post by Krispey on Jul 1, 2007 18:09:54 GMT -5
Okie Dokey, wish granted, but you become so illiterate that your brain grows a tumour the size of an apple, causing you to die.
Now I WANT A STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE
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Post by Fubuki ☆ Phoenix on Jul 2, 2007 11:47:45 GMT -5
Your wish, my command.
You get a Starwberry Shortcake, but its the little girl from the T.V series, Strawberry Shortcake, and she is a spoiled brat, who decides to steal your boyfriend and make you buy her stuff that she'll never use.
I wish I had all the songs that are missing on my ipod back on my ipod.
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Post by Deon on Jul 2, 2007 13:07:50 GMT -5
So all the songs get back on your ipod. Kay. Then you start madly rocking out because you're so happy, and turn the volume up all the way. This causes you to go deaf after only one day, so that you can no longer enjoy the songs anyways.
xD All of a sudden this hilarious song my friend showed me popped into my head, so...
I WISH I WAS A LESBIAN AND NOT A HETERO!
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go!
And all that ugly facial hair and MACHISMO! xD
YEAH, I WISH I WAS A LESBIAN AND NOT A HETERO!
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Post by Krispey on Jul 2, 2007 17:18:07 GMT -5
Okay, Ill grant that wish.
You are turned into a lesbian, and fall in love with another self-proclaimed lesbian
who turns out to be a transexual, except she hasn't had her manly parts removed...LOL!!
Now, I wish I didnt have to suffer through what most females suffer through...We know what that is!!! Lol.[/size]
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Post by Deon on Jul 3, 2007 11:48:51 GMT -5
Oh, you subtle sly dog. xD
So you no longer are cursed, as I have been since I was 10. >> Unfortunately, now that you are no longer cursed, you suddenly start producing male hormones instead of female hormones... and turn into a manly woman with a beard.
I wish I had some orange hair dye.
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Post by Fubuki ☆ Phoenix on Jul 3, 2007 15:00:28 GMT -5
Your wish, my command.
You get the orange dye, and place it in, but your hair falls out and you live life being bald.
I wish I was partying in Japan right now, with wicked clothes.
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Post by Krispey on Jul 5, 2007 11:04:52 GMT -5
Okie Doke. Wish granted.
You get to party in Japan in wicked clothing, but the clothing was so cheap and you were partying so hard that the clothes rip off infront of everyone.P.S. you were in the center of the whole party. Hahaha!!
Nooow I wish that I had red fingernail polish.
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Post by Cakemon-kun on Jul 5, 2007 16:02:16 GMT -5
It is done. *poof*
However, the fingernail polish is made out of someone's blood. That person was recently murdered, and you are now the prime suspect. Although, after much money and time loss, you did manage to get free. But then your nailpolish started dissolving your fingers. I guess it was part acid too. Dang.
I want...the old C-box back.
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