Deon
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Post by Deon on May 31, 2007 18:13:36 GMT -5
Hot, chunky, cherry filling topped with flakes of crust spilled over onto Cobalt's tanned face and into his laughing mouth, collecting on his eyelashes and staining his skin red. It fell in glops onto his chest and pants. Cobalt's face froze in an expression of utter calamity as he slowly turned around to face Arkady. The pie was steaming, but not due to its normal temperature. A thin film of plasma was secreted onto Cobalt's entire body like sweat as he channeled the energy from a small nuclear explosion in his stomach out like a shockwave, sending the chunky filling in a radius that covered Arkady's entire front, as well as spraying Maya with the hot red goo.
"Thanks for the ammo, darling."
((Crappy and quick....))
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Post by Krispey on May 31, 2007 19:35:53 GMT -5
Maya simply blinked as Arkady came up behind Cobalt. Pi in the air. Tipping over. SLides out. Falls. Falls more. Falls more. Splat! The pie splattered all over Cobalt. Maya wondered if Cobalt had had enough food spilt over him in one day. She knew the pie was hot as well. She watched Cobalt's expression. As long as none got on her....SPLAT! there it was, hot filling scorching her skin! A shriek filled the boistous atmosphere, and was loud enough to make more than a dozen heads turn. Maya looked about, her hands out to the side, as if she were going to catch something falling from the sky. She watched as the little floosies laughed at her . "UGGGGGH!!!!! You FREAK!" Maya shouted a Cobalt. And in seconds, Maya's hand had made forceful contact with Cobalt's face. That was sure to leave a sting. She tood up, wiping the gooping pie from her clothes. Maya squeezed passed the chair, and stopped and looked at Arkady, infuriated that he'd even thought of spilling the pie on Cobalt. He was just as pie-saturated as she was. "UGGH! It's you're fault!" She shouted, and with that said, she pushed Arkady back with force, nothing to make him topple over, but enough to send him slightly stumbling back. Maya stormed towards the exit of the cafateria.
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Post by Deon on Jun 1, 2007 22:50:00 GMT -5
Cobalt was a bit dumbstruck at Maya's sudden screech and violent slap on his face. It wasn't the first time he had been slapped, and most certainly wasn't the last. He bore it like a man, as he always did, slightly cringing at more the after-effect than the immediate smack. It was more his pride that was hurt than anything else. Nonetheless, a red mark immediately began to form on the side of his cheek in an imprint of her hand, made evermore obvious by the finger-shaped streaks of skin that showed through the cherry goo.
However, he still couldn't help but get a smile when she shoved Arkady, who would obviously not retaliate against a girl. He didn't seem like the type. Then again, neither was Cobalt. Even though it didn't show on his face or in his next actions, he was extremely angry that he didn't get his rebound skank. The bubble of fury boiled in his stomach, threatening to rise and show itself. Now wasn't the time to take out his anger on Arkady, though. If he didn't act fast, he would totally lose her. He gave Arkady a look that could kill and pushed off, running after Maya. His shirt was left forgotten on the cafeteria chair.
"Hey, wait up!" he called to her as he wiped some red goop off of his face. "Come on, come on! It wasn't my fault, you know! Don't be like that!" He grabbed her arm and gently tugged on her, enough to get her to notice him, but not to hurt at all. His grip was strong, but not overbearing. It seemed almost tender and protective. Cobalt had a way of touch that some people couldn't master, whether it be an embrace or a simple squeeze. He had found out that girls loved being touched, even if it's in a non-sexual way, and attempted to perfect the art. "I can help you get cleaned up," he offered, though it sounded more like a question.
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Post by Krispey on Jun 1, 2007 22:59:10 GMT -5
Maya felt a tug on her arm, and with an eye-roll, she turned, "What, what, whaaat?" She was obviously annoyed, her porcelin skin tingling, the aftermath of a burning sensation. Oh yes, he wanted to help her get cleaned up after he caused this mess. Well, at least he was trying to clean up the mess he'd made. But ugh! How embarrassing was that? Maya gazed into his own eyes with her violet orbs. Just a hint of sencerity was what she seeked, and either he was serious, or a good actor, beacause that's what she found. "Do you have any idea of how embarrassing that was? I'm now known as the new girl with pie all over herself." Her irritability began to rise just thiking about it. "But, no need to ask, because you are going to help me get cleaned up since you were part of the cause." She turned, and swiftly began, and in mid-stride, she stopped, turning back to him. "Where to?"
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Deon
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Post by Deon on Jun 1, 2007 23:05:36 GMT -5
Cobalt laughed at Maya's worries, not out of feeling as though they were stupid or childish, but because they were truly absurd. "The new girl with pie all over herself? Darling, you're the envy of the school!" He lightly pulled her chin up with two fingers, smiling into her eyes. "You're the new girl with pie all over herself who just so happens to be with Cobalt Pelasci. Believe me, you'll start a new trend! So don't you worry your pretty little head!" He gently pushed back a piece of her chocolate-colored hair from her face, dislodging it from a piece of cherry chunk.
"Where to?" Cobalt hadn't really thought of that yet. He tapped his square chin in a thoughtful moment, put his arm around Maya, and started leading her into the opposite direction.
"To the pool, of course. No one will mind if we take a little dip to rinse off. And I can stick your clothes in the washer near my dorm if you want. The quarter's on me," he told her with a dazzling smile as he walked with a fairly fast pace, his long legs stretching to carry him in large strides.
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Post by Krispey on Jun 1, 2007 23:12:18 GMT -5
New girl with pie all over my face...Is he seriously that popular that he can easily make the walking disater of the school a trend? Wow, now that's power. Maya allowed his long, strong strides guide her...To the pool? Okay, whatever, she just had to get that icky pie off of her, it was growing sticky, and Maya hated sticky. Ugh. She wondered what Arkady was doing. Whether he was going to follow behind them, or stand there and look befuddled by what had just happened. Well, that mattered not to her, as she was just ready to get out of those icky clothes.
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Post by Deon on Jun 1, 2007 23:31:04 GMT -5
((I'm posting next in the pool--look for the topic there))
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Post by Delerium on Jun 9, 2007 15:00:31 GMT -5
Well, that had been unexpected. To say the least. Arkady was always keen to learn more about his rival, but this... Well, he hadn't been expecting this. There were some freaky folks at this school.
Still stunned from what had just transpired, Arkady was taken by surprise -again- and knocked off balance when the girl suddenly shoved him. Damn. Twice in less than a minute? Arkasha, you're getting sloppy, he chided himself.
Retaliation was the last thing on his mind, but he did cast glare of annoyance in her direction as she stormed out. "Real mature!" he shouted at her back.
Yeah, it was hypocritical, but it felt good. He had to say something, after all.
Wiping off a glob of pie, Arkady stuck his finger in his mouth and made and impressed noise. He then looked at the shocked, staring faces and said, "Hey, it's pretty good,"
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